NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

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Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9501
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	177

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	928
Crops Grown:	7930	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	506

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	854

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1660
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.