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StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8593	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6872

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	137
Alien Abductions:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Animals Bred:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4