so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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