come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
Mines Excavated: 2804 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Endless Night Skies: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 413 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 64

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 186

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Star Shards Collected: 77 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 144 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5606
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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