come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Towns Built: 9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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