Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

    WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

    WhimsyCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP-style
    IP Address 104.12851.44
    Port (Bedrock Players) 19132
    Players Around 15 total

    Join our Discord:

    https://discord.com/invite/kr5GgWCESC

    Server Details:

    Primarily PvE with PvP allowed by agreement. Focus on casual gameplay and community.

    QOL plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, etc.

    Community:

    Friendly and welcoming community looking for new players to join. Constant updates and improvements in progress.

    No plans for map resets as it is brand new.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can console and PE players join? Yes, Geyser is installed, allowing console and PE players to join.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed as long as both parties agree.
    How many players are usually online? Around 15 players total on and off.
    What QOL plugins are available? Plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, per-player Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, and more.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, the community is full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

    Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • 5 Days Minecraft SMP

    5 Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FriendshipRescueCraft

    FriendshipRescueCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Crops Grown: 5741

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

    WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

    Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DisagreeCraft

    DisagreeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Fish Oil Factory

    Fish Oil Factory
    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Runes Activated: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name FunCraft Server
    Server Type Survival
    Age of World 300 days
    Requirements No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

    4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

    Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Who Are We Minecraft Server

    Who Are We Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Alien Abductions: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

    CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GuestsGoneWild

    GuestsGoneWild
    Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

    But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ZionFree Minecraft Server

    ZionFree Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

    DroneZone: AI Kills 80%
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

    Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

    This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Born 9/28/24

    Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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