Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	99	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	30494	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2090	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crops Grown:	6875

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3456
Players Killed by Monsters:	4545	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	895904	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	5753
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5822
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.