Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	124
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3341	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	282931
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	693554
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	268
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Ores Mined:	8677	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5784
Emeralds Found:	4314	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	72	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2244	New Chunks Explored:	905240
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2717

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.