Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9686
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9918
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2122	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	4092
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Emeralds Found:	8188	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4913	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Emeralds Found:	6677	Chimeras Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	2885	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	996092

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	483	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.