Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	536300
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7982	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2818
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Mines Excavated:	1644
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	324	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.