Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	4133

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	178	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	4252
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	5208	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	128
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	368329

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	3100	Magic Items Found:	2260
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.