Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7276	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8027

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Towns Built:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	184
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchantments Applied:	60
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.