Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5157	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4322

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	274
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	252
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchantments Applied:	270
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4459

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	839177	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1362

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	548152	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7886
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7929
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.