Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AlmightyMC

Survival

We’re a custom built survival server, with unique features, quality staff and plugins, and the best community you could wish for! AlmightyMC is a CUSTOM SURVIVAL WITH BOTH LAND CLAIMING AND LAND RAIDING! Minecraft Server and SMP that allows Bedrock & Java | Extremely Active Community for a Minecraft Hardcore SMP Server Griefing, Stealing, and Killing are all allowed and the goal of the server is to Earn Money and grind the /leaderboards to Become #1 on the Hardcore Minecraft SMPs Servers.This Minecraft Server and SMP has Hardcore, Survival, Anarchy, Vanilla, One Life, Factions, OneTrySMP, Lifestealsmp and many more Hardcore SMP Related Minecraft Servers. The AlmightyMC Hardcore Server community likes to play the gamemodes that we include like Hardcore Survival and Anarchy gamemodes.Other Names for the server might include Almighty MC, AlmightySMP, Hardcore SMP, Almighty SMP Hardcore, AlmightySMP Hardcore, Hardcore Server, Smaklul Server. You might be attempting to find this server if you are looking for Minecraft Hardcore Servers. It’s a Java and Bedrock Hardcore Server / SMP that anyone can join. The IP Is mc.almighty.proJAVA IP: mc.almighty.pro BEDROCK IP: mc.almighty.pro (Port: 19132)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mines Excavated:	1837	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Animals Bred:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9076	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crops Grown:	9299
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3348	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	746493
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.