Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3173
Villages Defended:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	304107	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	4294	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crops Grown:	2702
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

• Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!