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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Star Shards Collected: 238 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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