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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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