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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Void Gems Collected: 28 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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