so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 106 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3225

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 364 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Mines Excavated: 1018 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 155 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Emeralds Found: 1766
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3797 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mines Excavated: 3382 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89
    Emeralds Found: 3236 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Runes Activated: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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