so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dimension Hops: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Farms Harvested: 882
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Towns Built: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Animals Bred: 38
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2474 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Farms Harvested: 978

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 801642 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Magic Items Found: 3395
    Enchantments Applied: 59 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 441
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9637 Star Shards Collected: 211
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Zombie Dances: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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