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The Blocky Incest Palace

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	129	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	132	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	260	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	117
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	4944

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	219587

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1207	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	175	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2