MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dimension Hops:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crops Grown:	8757	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Night Owl Network

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are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Animals Bred:	31	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	3500

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

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Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9