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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8403 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 255662 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9865 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while riding a unicorn through a field of dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on this server.
And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they’ll literally walk into lava just for fun. It’s like a comedy show mixed with a horror movie, but in Minecraft form.
Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. It’s like a circus, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any brain explosions). Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft-ing!