my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Potions Brewed:	55	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	376259
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, conspiracy theories, debunked theories, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth community, flat earth debate, flat earth evidence, flat earth movement, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, FlatEarthBeliever, geocentrism, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Round Earth, scientific skepticism, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

20 years ago, beloved tunes, chart-toppers, classic songs, Digging, favorites, golden oldies, Hits, iconic, memorable, MineTunes98, Music, music history, must-listen, Nostalgia, oldies but goodies, Popular, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, top tracks, vintage

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

ANNOYING, different, distinct, eccentric, funny, Individual, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformist, offbeat, one of a kind, out of the box, peculiar, player, quirky, Schizo, self-aware, smp, socially developed, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdo

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	267	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SuperCraftyHeroes

agility, alter ego, CAPE, comic book hero, crime fighter, dc comics, Favorite, favorite character, favorite superhero, heroism, inspiration, Justice, Marvel, mask, Role Model, Saving the Day, secret identity, SuperCraftyHeroes, SuperHero, superhuman strength, Superpowers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Star Shards Collected:	101	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	129
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	92
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	6934	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Animals Bred:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Star Shards Collected:	89	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Emeralds Found:	1074