my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where cute girls shoot other cute girls in a bullet hell showdown!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event where players can become the Hero of Ice Fairy and battle it out for the title of Ultimate Fairy Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret black market where you can trade rare items and power-ups with shady characters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the Lotus Eaters and become the Cheating Detective Satori of the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Towns Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyParentz

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Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8891
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	7751	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

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Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7450
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	510	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7813
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Farms Harvested:	192

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.