my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where cute girls shoot other cute girls in a bullet hell showdown!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event where players can become the Hero of Ice Fairy and battle it out for the title of Ultimate Fairy Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret black market where you can trade rare items and power-ups with shady characters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the Lotus Eaters and become the Cheating Detective Satori of the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	879524	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5080	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyParentz

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Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

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Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2237	Meteorites Collected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	176	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ores Mined:	5900
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Items Found:	1495

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	2720	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4433	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

War Projector Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26