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Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	341
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	9500
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	4992	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoSkipHitsCraft

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Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KurskCraft: Tanks Trapped & TNT Ready

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OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got russian tanks trapped in Kursk region, it’s like a real life warzone but in Minecraft! u can ride the tanks and blow stuff up, it’s so epic! Plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if u get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore the sky! It’s lit fam, join now before the tanks escape and wreak havoc on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

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come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Artifacts, Clans, Discord, donat, Donations, email, Events, Exclusion Zone, Exploration, Groups, instagram, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Old, OPENING DATE, Pirate, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Quests, rare things, RPG, Russian, Server, Stalker, Survival, SURVIVE, trip, Vanilla, Without Launcher

STALKER MC – This is a vanilla server in the popular game “Minecraft”, where you can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of the exclusion zone with a huge number of rare things and quests.

Your task is to survive in the difficult conditions of the post-apocalyptic world: join groups, search and sell artifacts, explore the depths of the zone.

Have a nice trip, stalker!

Donat – stalkermc.ru

IP: mc.stalkermc.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/XmgjMNb

Email Mail – [email protected]

Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/stalkermc1_12_2/

Opening date – 08/27/2024

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	712	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Badlands Chugs, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Halloween, healing, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Linkshells, Loved and Remembered, mahjong tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, ravana, Resources, RP Glory Hole Meatup, Server, Shadowbringers, tokusatsu, Twin Peaks, Ultros, zombie movies, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you heal from the things you never talk about? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for your soul, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us for our future meetups where we grind FATEs in Shadowbringers, watch Tokusatsu shows, have zombie movie nights, and even have an official RP Glory Hole Meatup (don’t ask, just join).

But wait, there’s more! We also host Mahjong tournaments, costume parties, and pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch parties. It’s like a never-ending party on our server!

So come on, join us and let your inner blocky self shine. You’ll be loved and remembered on our server, just like that time you built a giant statue of a chicken.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – Black Dress

Black, black dress, casual style, classic look, confident women, dress, elegant attire, evening wear, everyday fashion, fashion inspiration, fashion trends, formal attire, little black dress, mature women, Minecraft, outfit ideas, personal style, real beauty, real women, smp, sophisticated outfit, spacey, street style, timeless fashion, women in black dresses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7967
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	7039	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16