My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	6488	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	3923
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7918	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Votes:	1854
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	902159	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Buildings Constructed:	41

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crops Grown:	6041	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	167
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	9934
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Votes:	251	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Star Shards Collected:	179
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Votes:	4927	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net