My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	4452
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3960
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	1657
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Void Gems Collected:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	8079
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2421
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	423407
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

hyperhub.ovshosting.com:19456

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	285	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net