My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Star Shards Collected:	186
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	5448	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7697
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Divine Spears Created:	23	Void Armor Forged:	28

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2836	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Falling into the Void:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1102	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8549	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1442
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224