My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	118	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5854
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Emeralds Found:	8825
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2756	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Runes Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	459372	Dragon Eggs Found:	885
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9373	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	908263	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5720	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	2110	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crops Grown:	9976	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	7376
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun