My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	823297
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6127	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3464
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	141	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	193	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ores Mined:	9838	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2145

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Items Found:	4198
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	314
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	620	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg