My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Emeralds Found:	5262
Star Shards Collected:	275	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Farms Harvested:	391	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ores Mined:	3308	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Votes:	2005
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	6835
Towns Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	297	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	7426
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5595	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	New Chunks Explored:	525130
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1558
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	996	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	2468
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Towns Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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