My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3476	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	158	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	712	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	631	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4784	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5681	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	8418
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3269	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Votes:	8342
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Items Found:	7722	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Items Found:	1126	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	975	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	198
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ores Mined:	3357	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	6306
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com