My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Villages Defended:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	7611
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Items Found:	8532	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3839	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Crops Grown:	1828

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Animals Bred:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Divine Spears Created:	17

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	320	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Star Shards Collected:	168

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7765	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	922	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Animals Bred:	167	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	3342
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2476	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Votes:	5837
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8823
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	55567	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	6519	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Votes:	4273

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9320	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net