My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1046
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	9829
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
New Chunks Explored:	403021	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	7384
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ores Mined:	9779
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	26

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2778	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Votes:	3214
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net