My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	99	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6571	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	11

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Votes:	5837
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Emeralds Found:	5888	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Animals Bred:	32	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Star Shards Collected:	76

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	121

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Potions Brewed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Potions Brewed:	105	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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