My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7963	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	296
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Items Found:	6759	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	3303
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Emeralds Found:	2773
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	893	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	4544

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net