My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Towns Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Potions Brewed:	54	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	6

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ores Mined:	8922	Infinity Stones Found:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9335
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Votes:	3814	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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