My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Votes:	2010
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	325258	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5247
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Potions Brewed:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6908	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Villages Defended:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3132
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Towns Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001