My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4476
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	28	New Chunks Explored:	732422
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	911	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	2446
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	1770
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	202643	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ores Mined:	5936	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	209719	Emeralds Found:	3132
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Farms Harvested:	575
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1767	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	New Chunks Explored:	392506
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchantments Applied:	277
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	895	Crops Grown:	6449
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Animals Bred:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Animals Bred:	177	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Emeralds Found:	5255	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com