My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	7128	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Villages Defended:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	3266	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8295	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Potions Brewed:	111	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Farms Harvested:	593	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	8468	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	710673
Runes Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net