My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Animals Bred:	81
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7227

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	281
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9034
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

hyperhub.ovshosting.com:19456

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Void Gems Collected:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Animals Bred:	144	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	1882	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8428	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	372	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7775	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	144

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Gods Slained:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132