My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Animals Bred:	124	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1959	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	9979	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Potions Brewed:	75	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3218
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Votes:	3200	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7963
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	154
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com