My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	7048
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	77	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	264
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Emeralds Found:	2726	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2794	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimension Hops:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Emeralds Found:	6484	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Votes:	7378
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7524	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5261
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8530	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Towns Built:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com