My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	9
Star Shards Collected:	276	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

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Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	4037
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

play.koharmc.com:25750

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	174
Farms Harvested:	796	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

play.16bitmc.net

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	55
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Play.cakerealm.com

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2422	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

95.217.68.76:25616

Infernal Network

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	297	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

play.infernalmc.net

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	9975	Divine Spears Created:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

betocraft.ddns.net

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

aurora.my.pebble.host:25583

Tofis Hangout

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	156
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

tofishangout.minecraftjoin.xyz:25678

Endpixel Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	2723
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

play.endpixel.net

Tiny Kingdom

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

supertinykingdom.com

Wither Land

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	879
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

play.witherland.top:25572

Bandit Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

137.74.156.58:25594

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

onw.minecraft.best

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

play.EggMC.net