My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	227	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	137	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crops Grown:	5794	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	61
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dimension Hops:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Items Found:	6729

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6966	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2472	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	8222	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

mc.aus.gg

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8775

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

mc.drakescraft.net

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	707
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1898
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

play.halfastmc.com

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

it.craftersland.net

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7580	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

eu.sonoyuncu.network

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	6700
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	8652	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

mc.no-named.org