My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9730
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Animals Bred:	102
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	6103
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7147
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

WheatField.MC.GG

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	321
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

mc.furryrefuge.com

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

149.56.107.7

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9545	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Play.SwyftMC.net