My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	194
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	274552
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Items Found:	7235
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	605	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	1

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000