My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	230681	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6179	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

hyperhub.ovshosting.com:19456

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	93
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mines Excavated:	4679
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Potions Brewed:	180
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dimension Hops:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	3673
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	445
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Votes:	4357	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	7743
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	630
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132